And until they marry a man we choose, they pledge themselves to us. Did you talk to Steve yet?. Weren't you about to say your name?! Okay, I'll go get it. I live a dark life, Steve. It also makes a lot of sense that the main reason that Shannon from the purity group is attracted to Steve is because of his passive nature. Well, time to crank it. What if somebody finds out?! I, uh never mentioned the name Kyle.
These board shorts are mine! Woman: You're spoilin' me, Jack! Well 'bout time for me to be hittin' the ol' dusty trail. Francine sadly didn't have much to do in either of the stories but her swift exit at seeing Steve and Stan slow dancing with Stan's butt showing is the perfect ending to this wonderful episode. And don't forget about those haunting Vietnam flashbacks! He enjoys games like Dungeons and Dragons, and participating in comic book conventions. Can I volunteer to get punched in the dick? I can't believe our slide actually got a guy killed. They got hopscotch up in this bitch? The season went on hiatus after the 13th episode, and aired the remaining 9 episodes of the season beginning on February 11, 2019.
Hey, you got that 5 bucks your mom gave you for candy? Meanwhile, the Smiths have to put up with new characters such as a vulnerable, yet spunky -esque orphan and John Michael Heaton, Stan's previously-unknown, long-lost British cousin living in their house as a replacement for Steve and Roger. Or that he murdered his first son! So let's jump into this water slide madness! Then why don't you do it?! If you join, we can hang out all the time. Steve, I-I feel like ever since you came back from the sexual-reprogramming camp, things have been different between us. Steve is acting out his sexual energy, so Francine asks Stan to give Steve the talk; Stan is terrified because he's afraid he will do it wrong; the family builds a giant water slide in the backyard. There's dinner and speeches, and it all ends in a beautiful dance with their dads which symbolizes their commitment to not have sex until marriage.
Meanwhile, Roger poses as a cycling group leader, Klaus gets swallowed by a legendary fish, and Hayley and Francine push the limit on how long they can sunbathe. It's like Grand Central back here. Hayley, Stan's only daughter, is your average rebellious teenager. You can really taste the clams that way. Steve doesn't need the talk. Are you getting this, son? Got a report of a man missing after riding a waterslide. I didn't know you guys had bells! Shannon, your dad's a creep.
I bet you got in a prank war with those preppies at the Gay Conversion Therapy Camp across the lake! We spent 12 days at that slide, and it never got old. Coming on a little strong, son. Not quite, but, Dad, thanks for protecting me and Shannon back there. Because I think this is me giving you the talk. I don't have it anymore. Meanwhile, Francine shakes up dinner when she buys a zesty Italian spaghetti sauce that turns the family into Italian-American immigrants. Turlington's return is always welcome major props to the new voice actor! O-Our slide is totally safe! I put so much pressure on having the talk, but there shouldn't be one talk.
Meanwhile, in a loose parody of , Steve enrolls in a prestigious clown college with Roger as his tough-love instructor who pushes him to his limit. Stan, this is the eighth broom we've gone through this month. George Hodel Jefferson Mays , a man involved in the darkest Hollywood debauchery. Right after I'm done banging your mom! The waterslide material on the other side of the episode is American Dad at its irresponsible best, but it would have been nice to get Francine involved in there, too. And they don't need us getting in the way! I may not have every answer, but if you have questions, you can always ask me.
The kid wizard with two friends and, like, tons of problems? Still has Shannon's scent on it. Meanwhile, Steve, Hayley, Klaus, and Roger enter a jingle-writing contest for Pizza Overlord. There is one thing you can do. Forensics came back from the lab says that Kyle's flight path originated from this slide. Swing a dead Kyle, and you'll hit one. Stan is often one to try and ditch responsibility whenever possible, but he at least has some kind of reason this time.
Although he's not Stan's dream son, he always makes him proud. Meanwhile, Jeff has a mental breakdown when his favorite hat goes missing. Everybody's gettin' freaky out here! Stan and Steve find themselves in a much more personal situation, even though both of them would surely rather be dealing with waterslides at the moment. What's there to talk about? I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on his face And he's shinin' a salute to the American race Oh, boy, it's swell to say - Good - Good morning, U. I keep waking up in beds next to strangers.